Quiet Time Short Stories

Here’s this week’s entry to the 100 Word Stories Podcast’s Weekly Challenge #118 with the topic The Voice

Stranded, Part 13
Josh woke to the voice “tissue regeneration complete, blood pressure 120 over 68, pulse 55, thank you for using the Nightingale, Mk IV., have a nice day”

Easing the unit’s hatch open, Josh looked around the room, checking for signs of entry. Seeing none, his eyes went to the clock and stopped.

He had been in the med unit for three weeks, he hadn’t thought that the damage was that extensive on his first observation. Well, at least he has a purpose to survive now, if only to hunt down that little red beast that had tried to eat him

 

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Hidy Ho Good Neighbors, welcome to another 100 Word Stories weekly challenge, I’m Terry Tee from the A Quiet Time Podcast, returning after a short sabbical, with my entry. The topic phrase? it was: What would you do if you found yourself face to face with a dragon and all you had was a boyscout handbook and a pinata costume?

Now that’s a mouth full.

The Beginning.

Some great stories start out like Charles Dickens A Tale of Two Cities with “It was the best of time, It was the worst of times”

Or even classics like Poe’s The Raven, with “Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,”

But only Larry Snodcrapper would come up with a beginning like “What would you do if you found yourself face to face with a dragon and all you had was a boyscout handbook and a pinata costume?” in his story, I was a teenaged podcaster.

 

 Weekly Challenge #114 [1:38m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It’s been a few weeks since I last submitted a entry for the 100 Word Stories Podcast weekly challenge.

But here my latest. The topic was “Jimmy Buffet”

It’s called The Haircut

It’s been two weeks since I retired from my job of thirty-five years and in thirty-five years some things change, but then again, some things don’t.

As an example, I’ve been going to Jimmy’s barber shop for the last twenty-five years and no other barber has touched my hair in all that time. One thing Jimmy does is ask me each time how I want it cut. Oh sure, each year there’s a little less to cut on top, but he still asks, “How do you want the top Terry?”

Now I say, “Well, Jimmy, buff-it to a high sheen.”

 

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Here is my entry for this week’s challenge at 100 Word Stories Podcast. The theme was cereal.

Cereal?

Police Detective Johnson read this week’s crime report:

On Tuesday, as a Kellogg’s truck pulled up to the dock of a grocery store, it exploded into flames that shot one hundred feet into the air.
On Wednesday, it was a Fruity Pebbles truck that exploded across town at another grocery store.
On Thursday, a Cheerios truck was ambushed and totally destroyed.
On Friday, a not so lucky, Lucky Charms truck was the subject of a bombing.
At the scene of each crime a spoon emblem and “United” had been drawn.

Yup, they defiantly had another cereal killer on the loose.

 

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Stranded, Part 12
Launch Director Haroldson pushed his secretary’s slim body off his, wrapped a towel around himself, while turning up the sound on the TV. He heard the announcer speak of substandard workmanship and materials as being the main causes to the Phoenix’s demise. All of which, where traced back to the Chinese manufacturing plants that had won the rights to building the spacecraft’s landing module.

Well, that was nothing new, he thought, but as everyone knew, the current administration had made it taboo to criticize the Chinese in order to gain their support and their money for the mission to Mars.

 

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Hidy Ho Good Neighbors,

Here’s my submission for this week’s 100 Word Stories Podcast challenge: Zombies

Bizroc and his wife walked along the tunnel with the satisfaction of full stomachs for the first time in many months. Like every worship day, they had joined their neighbors, marching like zombies, silently down the tunnel toward the worship hall.

They continued to march, getting closer to the meeting hall, becoming increasingly aware that something was different today.

Maybe different wasn’t the correct word, they were in for something special, special and profound, from the sounds of the choir.

Bizroc wondered if it pertained to the earthling, as he and his wife had found so sweet and delicious.

 

 The Adventures of Capt. Josh Jones, Earth Space Command [1:41m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Here’s my entry for the 100 Word Stories Podcast’s weekly challenge #102, Steamer Trunk.

Stranded, Part 10
Bizroc happily scurried into the kitchen, amazed at the good luck of his hunting mere minutes ago.

The earthling had been so easily confused; Bizroc had hardly appeared when the earthling froze in his tracks, unable to move.

Then, it had been so easy, no thick armored skin like any of the local animals, one swipe of his fangs and he had enough meat for both him and his wife.

While he thought of his good luck, Bizroc put the large chuck of meat into the Steamer Trunk to let it hydrate and cook, they would be eating good tonight.

 

 Adventures of Capt. Josh Jones, Earth Space Command [1:44m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Here’s this week’s entry for the 100 Word Stories Podcast’s Weekly Challenge. The theme was Nightingale

Stranded, Part 9

Josh ran into the ship’s med section, using the last of his strength, he pressed his hand against the biometric scanner, the hatch opened.

He quickly climbed into the Nightingale, Mk IV., careful not to shift the cloth that kept the blood from gushing out of his leg.

It was foresight that Space Command included the automated med machine, without it he would be dead.

It would take the Nightingale at least two weeks to regenerate the large chuck of flesh that was missing. Then he would take care of that little red beast that had tried to eat him.

 

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Greetings Earthlings, Here is Part 8 of Stranded, as submitted to the 100 Word Stories Podcast’s Weekly Challenge #101, The Theme this week was “Life in the Sewer”

Bizrocca strolled slowly along the walkway deep in thought.

Here she was working her ass off to keep them living the life style that they were accustomed to, and what does he do.

He gives her that tasteless birthday cake with little meat in it, and she was sure he had used the neighbors pet as the main ingredient. Why she had found the toenails from seven of the beast’s feet in the cake for god’s sake.

And just what does he say….

“But my lumpy dumpy, I wanted to catch that 4 legged beast the earthling brought with him, but it was just too fast for me.”

Too fast for him, shit, he was just too fucken lazy to get off his ass and leave their comfortable house.

Well, that was life in the sewer, it just doesn’t get any better than this on Mars.

 

 Stranded, Part 8 [1:57m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Here is my entry for the 100 Word Stories Podcast, Weekly Challenge #100 with the theme, Cake.

Stranded, Part 7

Bizroc looked at the recipe once again as he prepared the ingredients,

1 cup of ground malni root
1 teaspoon of fugg powder
1 torful egg, divided
1 tablespoon of groggy grease
2 cups of briz flour

Yup, he had all of them set aside.
Now all he had to do is find the main ingredient.
He had seen the two legged earthling a couple of times,
that would be more than enough meat,
maybe too much, he hated to be wasteful.
Ah, but that four legged earthling he saw running round the last few days would be just right size for the recipe.
How to catch it, that was a problem, it was so quick.

Well, Bizrocca better appreciate her special birthday cake this year,
With all the trouble he was going through to make it for her.

 

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